So here's the thing: I'm a mess. What? No, I meant to spill that on myself... What I mean is, I, myself, am a mess. My life. My mind. My being. They're all messy. I guess everyone is in their own way, but I have a tendency to wear it on my sleeve. I have a history of taking off my shirt. (And quoting ridiculous Barenaked Ladies songs.) If you got that, this is the blog for you! I'm a little different, and my mind is cluttered with the weirdest, randomest (Get used to made-up words, grammar police. You're the worst kind of po-po!) thoughts. Most of the time, these thoughts should stay in my head. Okay, all the time, but sometimes I just have the urge to share. And I can't be blamed, because you get to make the choice whether to subject yourself to my hotly-messed thoughts or not. I can't force you to read it. You can choose to read it, laugh at my craziness, and feel better about yourself because you're not me, or you can choose to ignore it and deal with the fatal consequences... Wait, what? Nevermind.

He could never show his face at Mommy-and-Me.
So what am I going to blog about? Your guess is as good as mine! Maybe things that I find interesting, and things that are important to me. Crazy idea, I know! One thing I'm sure of: it will be super random, because I'm always discovering new things and analyzing whatevers. I'm always excited about something, and I have a lot to say. I know I'll talk about music a lot. That's just a given. You know those "music people" you hear about on 20/20 or Dateline? People that can physically and emotionally feel certain songs, and need them to survive? Like oxygen or Bear Grylls? Yeah, that's me, and I have a lot to say about it. I also write songs and poetry, but I'll have to see about those going up here... I'm very passionate about mental health awareness and the self-esteem of kids and teenagers. I'm Bipolar, and my entire life has been quite the rollercoaster "cliche descriptive word" adventure because of it. I'll talk about books I'm currently digging, and art I'm obsessing over. I'll talk about my favorite movies and TV shows. I'll share hilarious Youtube videos and articles that I find interesting. Things change all the time, so who knows what I'll have to say. That's the beauty of sharing your thoughts on the worldwide web!

No, this is not heaven, but pretty close.
Oh yeah! There's also the whole thing about this big adventure I'm about to embark on. After living in "The Colony" (VA, duh.) my entire life, I am finally in the process of moving to my favorite city, Seattle, WA! The real-life "Emerald City" ===(|)- (That's a Space Needle, not a weiner, perv.) My life is about to change drastically, and I'll have a lot to share in the near future. This whole blog ordeal will be great because I can update everyone back on the East coast without having to use my ghetto phone. (I don't want a brain tumor, y'all!)  

All kinds of awesome.

Well, that was a sufficiently boring intro... I'll pump up the bass and add a little extra auto-tune in my sophomore entry. Maybe I'll add a rapper or two, because we all know the next one will make me or break me.  Word to your mother.

Okay, now I'm hungry.
Woolie, OUT! 
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